Thursday, May 26, 2005

26 May 2005: Monobrow

Bill Bailey sings a tribute song to the monobrowed purveyor of ultimate filth, a song that begins thus:

"Beautiful ladies in danger,
Danger all round the world,
I will protect them,
Because I am Chris De Burgh....
Beautiful ladies in emergency situations."

Apparently, it's all true. And she's only eight.

All together now:
"Kill kill kill kill, kill the trolls,
Look under the bridges, that's where they hide."

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