Thursday, April 07, 2005

7 April 2005: Milk

According to his will, published today, the Pope considered stepping down in 2000, seemingly due to his age and ongoing struggle with Parkinson's disease. Which should lead the electing cardinals to one very important conclusion: they mustn't elect a Pope who drinks milk.

And apologies for harping on about it, but I still can't get past that Prozac story from last summer. I mean, no water, no milk, what are we supposed to drink? Maybe some liquidized frog? (Hands up all those who remember that one first time around!)

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